Friday, November 2, 2012

LOL! So True!!!

--sometimes i feel sorry for judgemental people and their boring lives. Other times I'm jealous. I wish I had that much time to worry about things that are none of my business

--There's a problem with my phone...your number's not in it.

--this password is too weak.
Me: I dont care! I want this password.

--I never argue, i just explain why I'm right.

--That awkward moment when you want to laugh in a serious situation.

--Tall girl problem
when people look down at your feet to see if you're wearing heels..Nope, just flats.

--yung feeling na gusto mo sya i-text pero ayaw mo mauna.

--I hate it when someone stands next to me and watches me while I'm on the computer.

--meeting a cutie and stalk them in facebook.

--If you're not going to speak up, how is the world supposed to know you exist.

--When someone says "I like your shirt" I look down to see what I am wearing.

--That awkward moment when you've already said "WHAT?" three times and still have no idea what the person said, so you just agree.

--That moment when you hear your own voice on a video and start asking yourself if you really sound like that.

--Saying "I'm almost there" when you actually haven't even left the house.

--That awkward moment when u are staring to someone and you are not sure if its a boy or a girl.

--That awkward moment when you're telling the truth but then yo smile and no one believes you.

--That awkward moment where youre walking somewhere while holding a baby, and everyone thinks its your baby.

--5minutes of extre sleep in the morning seriously does matter.

--Next time a stranger talks to me when i'm alone I will look at them shocked. and just whisper "you can see me?"

--Dear Fat In My Body,
find your way to my boobs or gtfo :)

--Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out!!

--One of the hardest things in life is trying to plug in your charger in the dark.

--You You You You You You You You
  You You You You You You You You
  You You You You You You You You 
  You You You You You You You You
  You You You You You You You You
You're so lazy you  didn't read all the "You" above and also didn't notice one of them is actually "Yoo"! Now you're trying to find "Yoo"!
And you're disappointed because you couldn't find it!

--If someone found a list of everything I googled..I'd be screwed.