Sarap ng RED HORSE...woooooo

adik kasi ako sa computer eh..nagka-muscle tuloy daliri ko

DEAL OR NO DEAL????!!!

BOYS WILL BE BOYS xD

A 6yrs old kid with a drinking problem

Awesome Story Must Read. . . .

Husband comes home drunk and breaks some crockery,
vomits and falls down on the floor...
Wife pulls him up and cleans everything.

Next day wen he gets up he expects her to be really angry wid him....
He prays that they shouldd not have a
fight..
He finds a note near the table...

"Honey..your favourite breakfast is ready on the table,
i had to leave early to buy grocery...
i'll come running back to you, my love.
I love you. ...

He gets surprised and asks his son..,
'what happened last night..?

Son told...,"

when mom pulled you to bed and tried
removing your boots and shirt..
you were dead drunk and you said......

" Hey Lady ! Leave Me Alone...
I M Married !!!

Thats True Love...♥
its all crazy:))

 

What Begins With “F” and Ends With “K”?…

A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students.
The teacher asked, ‘ Harry , what’s your problem?’

Harry answered, ‘I’m too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!’

Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal’s office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test.
If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brough t in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: ‘What is 3 x 3?’

Harry : ’9.’

Principal: ‘What is 6 x 6?’

Harry : ’36.’

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, ‘I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade.’

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, ‘Let me ask him some questions.’

The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, ‘What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?’

Harry , after a moment: ‘Legs.’

Ms Brooks : ‘What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?’

The principal wondered why she would ask such a question!

Harry replied: ‘Pockets.’

Ms. Brooks : ‘What does a dog do that a man steps into?’

Harry : ‘Pants.’

Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains a thin, whitish liquid?’

Harry : ‘Coconut.’

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks : ‘What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?’
The principal’s eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, ‘Bubble gum.’

Ms. Brooks : ‘What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?’

Harry : ‘Shake hands.’

The principal was trembling.

Ms. Brooks : ‘What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot of heat and excitement?’

Harry : ‘Firetruck.’

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, ‘Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong…..’

Is my cat had a plot to kill me xD

ANDROID MARKET error -101

One more problem i encountered yesterday was I can't buy apps from the android market.
Then i found this solution from the ANDROID CORE.

go to settings, apps, manage apps, all tab, go to market app... clear data and cache....

now go to settings, apps, manage apps, all tab, go to download manager app... clear data and cache...

reboot phone... open market... wait 1 minute.. exit market... (it needs to update)....wait 10-15 minutes... now open market again.. try to buy an app.. if you get the same error, then contact Google Help (menu button > Help)

This really help me a lot...now i buy 10apps in 1hour :)

Google Authentical Failed

This problem i encountered yesterday with my ANDROID TABLET,,this is about the (Google talk Authentication failed) so i open google to find a solution to my problem..and this what i got


Google Talk Authentication Failed

Open Settings>Applications>Manage Applications>All
1. Press the Apps icon (4 squares in a square) on the home page
       Note: apps are arranged in alphabetical order

1. Press Settings
2. Press Applications
3. Press Manage Applications
4. Press the ALL icon at the top of that page

2. Scroll down (by pushing the screen up - alphabetical order) and
3. Press Google Services Framework

4. Press Force Stop and then Clear data
5. Press the Back Arrow at the bottom of the page
6. Press the All icon at the top of the page
7. Scroll down and click Market
8. Press Clear Cache in the middle of the page
9. Reboot the Nook and you should be able to download again


I hope it help you a lot :)

I do also play moshi games　www.MoshiMe.com/jm_kim
sometimes visit me and add me on your friends tree :)

Ang bunso kong anak na si Rauha na parang pusa kung magalit xD

By the way this is my hero Mr. Asst. Manager Hirohisa Fujiwara..Hindi man siya AMERIKANO, Hindi man siya KASTILA o INTSIK isa lang ang alam ko..siya ang HAPON na sumakop ng PUSO ko <3

https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.1291039796183.2038571.1235882334&type=3

This are the samples when i try to edit some photo..I like playing with photos but i dont like photoshop on my face..being natural is okay.

 Dito yung lugar kung saan ako palagi nakaupo..Habang hinihintay ko si Hiro umuwi galing trabaho :)

Dito naman yung DIO SUPERMARKET na malaki talaga ang naitulong sa amin..Ang dami mabibili na pagkain..

Ang bus na madalas sakyan ni Hiro sa loob ng kompanya nila...Sa sobrang laki at lawak ng kompanya nila kinailangan pa nila sumakay ng bus para pumunta sa opisina.

I like photo editing..To express my feeling..I really love my husband but he don't like me sending LOVE QUOTES on him..